Tony Boloney's - Hoboken Menu

Tony Boloney's in Hoboken offers a diverse menu of salads, pizzas, and sandwiches with vegan options available. Known for its unique combinations and bold flavors, this restaurant is a must-visit for food enthusiasts. From the Ole' mezcal marinated ribeye sub to the Moonshiner pizza with fresh or smoked mozzarella, each dish is packed with delicious ingredients. The restaurant also offers combo deals like Combo 1, featuring XL cheese pizzas, wings, and mozzarella sticks. With a casual atmosphere and options for delivery, takeout, and reservations, Tony Boloney's caters to a wide range of customers. Whether you're in the mood for a hearty sandwich or a gourmet pizza, this restaurant promises a memorable dining experience.

Combos

COMBO 1

2x XL 18" CHEESE PIZZA10 WINGS YOUR CHOICE & MOZZARELLA STICKS

$50.00

Ole'

mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey Featured on Bitchin Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more

$16.00

Roni' Steak - Xtra

Xtra cup & char crispy pepperoni, ribeye, vodka sauce, fresh & smoked mutz, 'roni grease ranch

$20.00

Bumblin' Bee

Angry Bee Mad Mutz Sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in Mikes HotHoney TB Mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips

$18.00

TeK THE SHAK

hawaiian north shore mea weliweli!mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tonys favorite sub!

$22.00

Boloney Rex

pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce

$35.00

Chopped Patty

jamican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom Jamican curry fresh mutz straight from di laboratory

$16.00

Miss Siam

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

$18.00

LPP

lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley

$16.00

The Snuggla

Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust

$17.00

Oui Oui "Wee Wee"

french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley

$17.00

Bubbe's Bad Leroy

8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeo, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger

$19.00

Crabby Killer

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley

$22.00

Lobsta Trap

steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt

$35.00

Thundercat

chicken cutlet, 80s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion

$18.00

Punjabo

tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll

$17.00

Squash Tha Beef

marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo

$17.00

Shitfaced 3000

beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos

$17.00

Shoobie

fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips

$16.00

Ducktown Melt

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

$17.00

DA Ruler

burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

$18.00

Jerzey Jezebel

nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw

$17.00

Boken-Boy

chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette

$16.00

Diving Buffalo

serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

$16.00

Flying Guillotine

sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion

$17.00

Brotherly Love

ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper

$16.00

Geppetto

house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil

$16.00

Vegan Ole

house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese

$17.00

Jawnzin'

sicilian chili spread, massive italian fennel sausage, smoked mutz,sauted caramelized fennel & spicy chili oil

$18.00

GARDEN STATE PORKWAY

shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection w/ caramelized onions, garlicaioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz

$18.00

TRUFFLE MUNCHER

Mad Mutz truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, creminimushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley

$18.00

TIO BASTARDO

$17.00

Gravy Train

$17.00

Build Your Own Sub

put whatever the f#ck you want on it!

$5.00

Subs - Hot

12" Pies

Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

$13.00

Moonshiner 12"

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

$16.00

Burrrrrata 12"

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

$29.00

Tikka 12"

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

$22.00

Ay Dios Mio 12"

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

$25.00

Mex-Corn Husker 12"

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

$20.00

Magic Mushroom 12"

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

$20.00

Shogun Shadowboxer 12"

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

$22.00

Supreme Tang 12"

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

$22.00

Winger 12"

serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

$19.00

Grumpy Gramps 12"

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

$22.00

Shitfaced Chicken 12"

beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

$19.00

Heart Attack 12"

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

$22.00

Gindolune 12"

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

$22.00

Pope Leo 12"

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

$19.00

I WILL SMASH YOU 12"

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

$29.00

Oy Vey 12

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

$29.00

Swine Fighter 12"

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warningyou bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

$29.00

OG Vegan 12"

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

$25.00

Vegan Pinky 12"

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

$25.00

Taco Taco Taco 12"

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have

$50.00

Lobsta Roll 12"

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

$39.00

Pancho Franco 12"

grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips

$25.00

Half & Half 12"

$22.00

Ooh Laa Laa 12"

french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyre cheese, parsley

$22.00

Bless Yer Heart 12"

homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey

$22.00

Beastiality 12"

10 meats ravaged by mozzarella

$22.00

House 12"

spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella

$22.00

Wah Gwan 12"

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

$29.00

Jerzey Fist Pump 12"

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

$20.00

All Chop Caesar 12"

dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino

$20.00

Pepe Le Pizza 12"

cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo

$19.00

CBR on Roids 12"

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, roni grease ranch, potato chips

$22.00

Da North Shore 12"

mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce

$29.00

Pumpkin Butta 12"

truffle pumpkin sauce, dry aged mozzarella, burrata, balsamic honey, toasted pumpkin seed

$22.00

Log-Cabin Creeper 12"

SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion

$28.75

Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

$20.00

Moonshiner 18"

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

$26.00

Burrrrrata 18"

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

$39.00

Tikka 18"

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

$35.00

Ay Dios Mio 18"

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

$35.00

Mex-Corn Husker 18"

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

$29.00

Magic Mushroom 18"

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

$29.00

Shogun Shadowboxer 18"

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

$35.00

Supreme Tang 18"

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

$35.00

Winger 18"

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

$29.00

Grumpy Gramps 18"

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

$35.00

Shitfaced Chicken 18"

beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

$29.00

Heart Attack 18"

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

$35.00

Gindolune 18"

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

$35.00

Pope Leo 18"

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

$29.00

I WILL SMASH YOU 18"

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

$39.00

Oy Vey 18"

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

$39.00

Swine Fighter 18"

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warningyou bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

$49.00

OG Vegan 18"

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

$35.00

Vegan Pinky 18"

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

$35.00

Taco Taco Taco 18"

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have

$100.00

Lobsta Roll 18"

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

$59.00

Pancho Franco 18"

grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips

$35.00

Half & Half 18"

$29.00

Ooh Laa Laa 18"

french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley

$35.00

Bless Yer Heart 18"

homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey

$35.00

Jerzey Fist Pump 18"

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

$32.00

All Chop Caesar 18"

dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino

$32.00

Da North Shore 18"

mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce

$39.00

CBR on Roids 18"

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, roni grease ranch, potato chips

$35.00

Wah Gwan 18"

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

$35.00

Log-Cabin Creeper 18"

SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion

$40.25

Pumpkin Butta 18"

truffle pumpkin sauce, dry aged mozzarella, burrata, balsamic honey, toasted pumpkin seed

$40.25

18" Pies

Mad Mutz Fresh Mozzarella Sticks

Nonna Original Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust

$15.00

Hottie Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

spicy mozzarella & flamin hot cheeto crust

$15.00

Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust

$15.00

Ole Smokey Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust

$15.00

Truffler Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust

$15.00

Gaucho Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

cilantro & garlic chimichurri mozzarella w/ garlic pecorino crust

$15.00

Mozzarella Stick Sampler (5)

one of each, 6 sticks total

$15.00

Lucifer Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust

$20.00

Unicorn Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

our famouse rainbow mozzarella sticks! A unicorn died for this...enjoy

$20.00

Angry Bee Mike's Hot Honey Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

Mikes Honey Fresh Mutz & Mikes HotHoney caramelized crust.Mikes Hot Honey dipping sauce

$15.00

Jamaican Patty Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

Guyanese golden butta flop patty crust& Wiri Wiri peppa fresh mutzWah Gwan Curry Ranch dipping sauce

$15.00

Be-Hive Yo' Self Vegan Mad Mutz Sticks (5)

BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/vegan pecorino & herb GF crustVegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce

$17.00

Classic Cheese - Slice

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

$3.50

Moonshiner - Slice

$4.50

Jerzey Fist Pump - Slice

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

$5.50

BEASTIALITY - SLICE

10 meats ravaged by mozzarella

$6.00

Pope Leo - Slice

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

$5.00

Burrrrata - Slice

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

$8.00

Grumpy Gramps- Slice

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

$6.00

Tikka- Slice

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

$6.00

All Chop Caesar - Slice

dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino

$5.50

Da North Shore - Slice

mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce

$8.00

Lobsta Roll - Slice

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

$12.00

Oy Vey-Slice

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

$8.00

Pepe Le Pizza- Slice

house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo

$5.00

CBR On Roids - Slice

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, roni grease ranch, potato chips

$6.00

BLESS YER HEART- Slice

homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey

$6.00

Winger - Slice

buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery

$5.00

S#itfaced Chicken - Slice

beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

$5.00

Shogun Shadowboxer

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

$6.00

Gindolune- Slice

ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread

$6.00

Magic Mushroom- Slice

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

$5.50

Mex-Corn Husker- Slice

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

$5.00

Heart Attack - Slice

buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch

$6.00

Ooh Laa Laa - Slice

french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.

$6.00

I Will Smash You-Slice

Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion

$8.00

Supreme Tang - Slice

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch

$6.00

Taco Taco Taco- Slice

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have

$15.00

Swine Fighter-Slice

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!

$12.00

WAH GWAN - Slice

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

$12.00

Ay Dios Mio - Vegan - Slice

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

$6.00

OG Vegan- Slice

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

$6.00

Vegan Pinky - Slice

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

$6.00

Garlic Knots

$1.00

HOUSE - SLICE

$6.50

Pumpkin Butta - Slice

truffle pumpkin sauce, dry aged mozzarella, burrata, balsamic honey, toasted pumpkin seed

$7.00

Log-Cabin Creeper-Slice

SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion

$8.05

Slices

Wings

5 Wings

$8.00

10 Wings

$16.00

25 Wings

$40.00

50 Wings

$80.00

House - BYO Fries

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

$6.00

Barbarian Fries

coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella

$14.00

S#itfaced Fries

honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos

$14.00

Elote Fries

roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

$14.00

Winger Fries

buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery

$13.00

Crustacean Fries

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

$18.00

Disco Prince Fries

garlic & herb gravy, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, scallions

$14.00

Monopoly Fries

ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses

$15.00

Bastardo Fundito Fries

chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeo crema, cilantro

$16.00

Fry

Apps & Dessert

Cheezy Garlic Bread

w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce

$10.00

Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries

hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce

$14.00

Vampire Garlic Knots 8

8 Knots w/ choice of sauce

$5.00

Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8

$5.00

Punkin' Spice Churros

Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.

$12.00

Uptown Cobb

romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

$18.00

Boken Girl

arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

$18.00

Hotness

romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

$18.00

Pueblito

romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeo crema dressing on the side.

$18.00

Cesar Gaucho

romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar

$14.00

Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO

Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.

$12.00

Headless Horse-Person

mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.

$18.00

Salad

Subs - Cold

The Commission

calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll

$15.00

Miss 'Merica

smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette

$16.00

CAPR-A-C

Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino

$16.00

Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz

Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map

$14.00

Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz

Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella

$16.00

Truffle Mozzarella -16 oz

Black & White Truffle Mozzarella

$16.00

Burrata - Original 20 oz

Stuffed Mozzarella

$18.00

3X Cream - Mozzarella

Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.

$16.00

Goat 16 oz

$16.00

Chimuchurri 16 oz

$16.00

Smoked Mozzarella 16oz

$16.00

Tuscan Rosemary & Garlic

$16.00

Lil Balls Marinated in Olive Oil & Chili

$18.00

Fresh Ricotta

$16.00

Scamorza

$16.00

Smoked Scamorza

$18.00

Fresh Mozzarella

Pasta

Crabby Parm Pasta

Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley

$28.00

Thundercat Parm Pasta

creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion

$22.00

Buff-O-Parm Pasta

Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!

$22.00

Millie Parm Pasta

House parm pasta. salted ricotta, basil, shaved pecorino

$22.00

Ole Parm Pasta

Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.

$22.00

OG Vegan Parm Pasta

sage pesto, vegan eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, basil

$22.00

Sub Box-Full Box-Choose any 8 subs

Choose 8 Subs

$145.00

Salad Box-Full Tray

$100.00

Tenders & Fries-Full Tray

$125.00

Mozz Stick Box-(50)

$150.00

Mac Ball Box-Full Tray

$150.00

Wings-Full Box (50)

$80.00

Catering

Merch '24

TB Black T-shirt

$23.00

HOODIE - MAD SCIENTIST

New summer mad scientist champion hoodie. Ultra soft, pullover Champion hoodie. 50/50 cotton/polyester. Made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles. Screen printed in NJ.

$51.75

Ethik Worldwide Collab

$32.00

Boylans

$3.00

Joe Tea

$3.50

Water

$2.00

Joe Chips

$2.75

Drinks & Chips

Retail

Spreads

All spreads are made with hand picked veggies, roasted, smoked and ground on old stone by donkey's in Sicily by Mike AKA Tony & friends.

$10.00

Olive Oil

All olive oil, hand picked by Mike AKA Tony and harvested from one grove in Sicily.

$20.00

Dough

$7.93

Marinara - 24oz Jar

All sauces made by hand and all ingredients are from NJ.

$11.50

Mike's Hot Honey K-Cup

$3.00

'Roni Grease Ranch Side

$3.00

Bayou Butter Side

$3.00

Blue Cheese Sauce Side

$3.00

Buffalo Sauce Side

$3.00

Caveman Sauce Side

$3.00

Chili Spread Side

$4.00

Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side

$3.00

Coolest Ranch Sauce Side

$3.00

Dill Ranch Sauce Side

$3.00

Garlic Mayo Sauce Side

$3.00

Green Chutney Side

$3.00

Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side

$3.00

Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side

$3.00

Lemon Vinaigrette

$3.00

Marinara Sauce Side

$3.00

Ole Sauce Side

$3.00

Passover Sauce Side

$3.00

Pesto Ranch Sauce Side

$3.00

Shaolin Assassin Sauce Side

$3.00

S#itfaced Sauce Side

$3.00

Siam Satay Sauce Side

$3.00

Smash Sauce Side

$3.00

Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side

$3.00

Thai Ranch Sauce Side

$3.00

Tikka Sauce Side

$3.00

Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side

$3.00

Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side

$3.00

Vegan Ole Sauce Side

$3.00

Vegan Pink Sauce Side

$3.00

Vodka Sauce Side

$3.00

Volcano Smoked Wiz

$3.00

Winger Sauce Side

$3.00

Side Sauce

Extra S#it

Fork

$0.00

Knife

$0.00

Plate

$0.00

Napkins

$0.00

Red Pepper Flakes

$0.25

Parmesan Cheese

$0.25

Garlic Powder

$0.25

Oregano

$0.25

Ketchup

$0.25

4 Dough Pizza Making Kit

Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tonys sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card

$50.00

Pizza Making Kits